Safety Peanuts
when good ideas go bad

Two employees in R&D discussing how safety peanuts are made. Dialog: So, what is the process for the safety peanuts? They’re roasted as normal, then polished. How? We use a secret paste, made up of butter and lobster shell, with a hint of celery. What does that do? It buffs and polishes the outside of the peanut, giving a glossy exterior. Then we write “Caution contains Peanuts” on every nut.

Making the perfect product in the wrong way, is worse than not bothering at all.

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Two employees in R&D discussing how safety peanuts are made. Dialog: So, what is the process for the safety peanuts? They’re roasted as normal, then polished. How? We use a secret paste, made up of butter and lobster shell, with a hint of celery. What does that do? It buffs and polishes the outside of the peanut, giving a glossy exterior. Then we write “Caution contains Peanuts” on every nut.